I saw this on Taco's journal and I couldn't resist.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Dale Joseph (I kid you not... my mom's middle name is Dale... and one of her best friend's middle name is Chip... They are both women).

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Ralph William

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Rolbr (Does that sound like Rubber to anyone else?? Besides I must be a pretty weird alien)


4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Cat (*eyebrow raised*)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kathleen Slidell

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Sprite (I must be tiny?)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Brns (There aren't even any vowels!! How on earth are you supposed to say that?)


8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Mint Chocolate Chip (Ha ha! It all works out)


9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Wilhelmina Rutledge or Celeste Rutledge or Hyena Rutledge....


10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Envy Me Godiva (I'm not even going to laugh... its just too much... But perhaps I'll spend part of the strip tease on the back of a horse?)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Elenore Royal Oak